Sunday, August 31, 2014

Take the Red Pill

You know the scenario. You reach into the cupboard for some pasta sauce to go on your penne. The options aren't numerous.

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There's the jar of that big-name brand, maybe it begins with a R or a P or something. How did you end up with that syrupy mess? Oh yeah, your mother-in-law gave it to you, because heaven forbid it should go to waste or something. Then there's the one you've never heard of, that office gift. TJ Gallivan's La Matrice pasta sauce. Looks like one of those fancy, expensive ones.

Now it's time to decide. Of course, you remember the scene in the 1999 film The Matrix, the one in which Morpheus offers a bewildered Neo two pills from which to choose. The blue pill is the safe alternative, and had Neo taken it he would have gone home and forgotten all about the cyberpunk shadow world. The red pill, however, shows him the real way: The way out of the dream world the robots built to fool him, the way to the truth of what can be accomplished.

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In our scenario, the sugary, goopy sauce from the leading brand is the blue pill. It's safe, you know what it tastes like (sweetener), it's somewhat satisfying, and will aid the pasta in filling your belly. You'll go to bed, wake up in the same world, and nothing will have changed or, most certainly, have altered your perception of one of your senses.

La Matrice pasta sauce from TJ Gallivan's is the red pill. La Matrice is Italian for The Matrix. This spectacular pasta sauce will excite your tastebuds and give you a rush of bold, interesting, and balanced flavors that may even challenge your notion of what a pasta sauce can be. It's traditional, yet, it's not. There's something more, something that elevates it well above the droves of jarred sauces on the supermarket shelves. Exploding with peppers and onions, La Matrice pasta sauce is aeromatic and delightful, with a gentle kick of spice for good measure.

TJ Gallivan's La Matrice pasta sauce is the obvious choice. Unless, that is, you have a better recipe. If you do, we'd like to help you take it to market. Get in touch with FoodProductLaunch.com.

In the mean time, trust us: take the red pill.

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